one week in and my motivation to work hard and do well in school has been replaced by confusion because I don’t understand anything because I don’t belong in the classes I am in!

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Posted By Michelle Lau @ 3:39 am September 6, 2016

Its currently 12:06am. Wow today is the first day of junior year. Halfway thru the rainbow some people say. Do people say that, idk. I should be asleep. I DESERVE to be asleep. Been in bed for 1.5 hours. Help. How do ppl sleep at this hour. So many things going thru my head. Like the fact that I ran out of bread today. Wtf am i gonna eat tomm morning if there’s no toast.

Posted By Melon @ 4:10 am September 1, 2016

Back in the first grade I used to be amazed at some of my classmates when they talked about having midnight snacks. It sounded so unheard of then, like why interrupt your sleep to eat?? But tonight I stand in my kitchen at 12:36 a.m. eating chocolate covered pretzels, and it’s not the first time and it’s not the latest hour I’ve done this. First grade me never saw this coming.

Posted By Kurnal @ 4:02 am September 1, 2016

Site Update: Um haha the time stamps are broken, I wasnt awake at 5 am LMAO. Fix comes when I feel like figuring out why the heck that is happening

Posted By Michelle Lau @ 3:54 am September 1, 2016

I went to victorias secret today and I was wildly confused on why lace underwear is sexy. What’s so hot about someone seeing your pubes.

Just a thought I needed to share

Posted By Michelle Lau @ 3:52 am September 1, 2016

Man I wish could post at 5 am like some of these peeps below me but stupid practice makes me want to hurdle my volleyball at my alarm clock but staff in service tomorrow so late practice hehe I hope I do good bc so much stress rn w school in less than one week away. Dang it its Sept 1st not fun no no so much hw left to be done I cry.

So many of my posts will most likely be about sleep deprivation.

Wow my run on sentences rock so ready for AP Lal

Posted By Kurnal @ 5:26 am August 30, 2016

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Posted By Kurnal @ 5:24 am August 30, 2016

I read the The Things They Carried in three days and did all of my precalc yesterday AIGHT. Also I made my APUSH essay more lit so I am actually really productive you little chiken wrap. AND TF YOU MEAN I WAIT, bruh I am mute as shit the entire day. I come alive at the nighttime because Im nocturnal af. Id rather eat my caramel apple popcorn yo. ALSO you ever heard of periods? Your last roast really needs some. And even more so, MY ORANGE SWEATSHIRT PASSED AWAY 😭😭 insensitive pale limey person :(

Posted By Melon @ 5:07 am August 30, 2016

damn straight it’s cool when I sleep and weak when you do cause unlike you I actually accomplish things throughout the day while you just sit waiting for me to respond so you can post on this site BRUH you lamer than jake anyway wouldn’t be surprised if you wrote some jams bout your fave orange sweatshirt, really wouldn’t be talking if I were you.. hmm what a great thing that would be.

Posted By Kurnal @ 5:03 am August 30, 2016

So basically when your sour grape face sleeps its ok, but when I sleep it’s weak. BRUH you stole all your roasts from Jacob Santorious. HES LEGIT THE LAMEST KID, making your roast even lamer because you had to steal a roast. The fact that you had to steal a roast makes you an uncreative grapefruit. You birch sandwich k’ing daughter of a lime, you need to set a better example for youngns like me